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Change language. Install Steam. Your Store Your Store. Categories Categories. Special Sections. Player Support. Community Hub. Calm Down, Stalin. Cartboard Games. Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Recent Reviews:. All Reviews:. I'm looking for part two with hitler soon. See More Content. No more content. So sad. You can help: share a screenshot, make a video, or start a new discussion! Back to top. Returning to where you were last on this page View mobile website. He is one of the 20th century's most influential figures, and also a tyrant who, thanks to constant purges and famines, died with the blood of millions on his hands. Therefore some might consider it inappropriate to, as this game does, posit an absurdist timeline where Stalin becomes a rapper called MC Gulag and sings about how "I build my empire on tears and bones" before inviting the player to "go fuck yourself.

The game's protagonist is a contemporary Russian, who in the prologue bemoans the country's lack of economic opportunities, the pointlessness of pursuing an education, the stranglehold that oligarchy places on ordinary people This sets off a chain of events that soon ends up with him in a time machine, and stepping out into Stalin's office.

From here, Sex with Stalin unfolds as a series of conversations that examine important moments in early 20th century Russian and European history, giving Stalin's imagined perspective on such, before things take a turn for the weird.

A conversation about the role of the proletariat, for example, may shortly lead to the time traveller offering some insight about individual health that leads Stalin to take up yoga and live to the ripe old age of at which point his would-be successors, sick of waiting, poison him.

On another occasion, Stalin gets interested in anime and ended up turning the Russian state's resources towards the creation of Sailor Moon, gazumping Japan entirely. Then he did a little dance for me in the Sailor Moon costume.

This is all mixed-in with some alternately funny and horrifying dead ends along the way. My Friend Stalin. Sweet Games. For the first time on steam. The greatest dictator of all time is now dancing on your desktop! Recent Reviews:. All Reviews:. Popular user-defined tags for this product:. Is this game relevant to you? Sign In or Open in Steam. Profile Features Limited. Languages :. English and 3 more. Publisher: Sweet Games. Share Embed.

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